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Hey, y'all.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Pop,

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have you, uh, driven
by the Pit Stop lately?

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No. I got better things to do.

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You drove by it yesterday.

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"Lately" means "today," Tina.

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And I only go that way

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because the gas station
with the best hot dogs

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is right across the street.

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Right. Uh...

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Pop, you know, it's natural
for you to be curious

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about what they're doing to the place.

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Well, I'm not.

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Okay. Well, just so you know,

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the sign says it's opening today.

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It is?

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Yeah.

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Well, I wish them luck.

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I wonder how much they changed it.

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Why would they change it?

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They bought it because it's
the best mechanic shop in town.

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Yeah, well, I'm just saying, Pop,

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if you want to check it out,
there is no shame.

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I don't want to check it out!

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But what I <i>would</i> like to do

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is take my lovely wife out
for a nice lunch.

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Oh.

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You know, I got a taste
for one of those hot dogs.

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Come on, Tina.

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So your idea of a nice lunch
is a gas station hot dog?

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Really?

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Just because we came into
a little money, Tina,

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we can't forget where we came from.

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Okay. I'm sorry.

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I would love to.

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I mean, yeah,
who wouldn't want a hot dog

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that's been rolling underneath
a heat lamp for two days?

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But, please, please, can we stop
by to see the new Pit Stop?

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And I know you don't want to,
but I'm not as strong as you.

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- Fine.
- Okay.

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You see what you did, Malcolm?

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Now your mama making me go.

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What in the world is this?

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Are we being punk'd?

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Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.

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This ain't Calvin's Pit Stop.

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Yes, it is.

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Would you like to see a food menu

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or are we just gonna top off
your fluids today?

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Hold on.

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- What'd you say to my wife?
- Uh...

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No. No, no, no, no. Cal-Cal-Calvin,

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he's talking about beer.

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This-this is a brewery now.

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Oh, my God.

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You're the guy!

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Oh, hell nah!

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Hey! Everybody! Calvin's here!

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No, he's not!

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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- <font color="

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I mean, how am I supposed
to look at this menu

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with this grinning idiot all over it?

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It's not so bad. He's kind of cute.

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I don't want to be cute.

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I mean, I mean, I <i>am</i> cute,

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but I don't want them using my cuteness

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to sell "artesianal"
squash blossom flatbread.

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Why don't they just say "nasty pizza"?

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Ooh, and-and look at this one.

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"Calvin's Favorite:

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"bison truffle sliders with manchego

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and watercress."

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Who told them that was <i>my</i> favorite?

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I don't know what half those
things are, and I hate the other half.

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Mm.

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Well, how did this happen? I mean,

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the developers didn't say
anything about this,

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- did they?
- No.

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When they said they
wanted to keep the name,

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I just assumed it was
gonna stay a repair shop.

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Tell you what, my old customers,

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they're gonna be pissed.

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Ooh!

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They have nachos in a hubcap.

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How stupid is that?

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I'm telling you, there's nothing
in this contract that says

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the new owners have the right to
make me look like a damn fool.

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Well, your lawyer reviewed it.
What-what did he say?

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I don't know, Dave.

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If I understood a lawyer,
I wouldn't need a lawyer.

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Who wants to take a fun online test?

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Ooh!

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Not me.

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Wha...

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Come on! It's really cool.
It's this career aptitude test.

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I got our school to sign up for it.

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It asks the kids a bunch of questions

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about their personality type
and their interests

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and tells them what kind
of career they might have.

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Okay. Well, I thought grades did that.

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See, that's the kind of thinking

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that keeps kids from dreaming big.

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Yeah. You know, Grover thinks
he's gonna be an NBA star,

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but this will give him more...

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Skills? Coordination? Height?

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More great options.

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Okay, can we stop
talking about the test?

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I'm fighting for my life here!

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Yeah.

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Calvin's right. Let's focus.

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But, FYI, Grover's got skills.

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You should see him take a charge.

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He can stand still
like nobody's business.

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Look, my lawyer said that
they were buying the property

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and the rights to my name. That's it.

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I would've never allowed them to
mock me as a cartoon character.

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Well, I'm taking my image back.

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- I'm suing their asses.
- Ooh,

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wait, I don't think you can, baby.

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It says here that any contract disputes

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are required to go to mediation.

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Ooh. You are in luck,

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since you happen to know a trained

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and licensed conflict mediator.

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I don't care about trained and licensed.

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What will it cost?

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Oh, Calvin, are you kidding me?

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I'd pay you to let me do it.

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How much would you pay me?

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Hey, check it out! I got a keytar.

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Yeah. Uh, Marty, mm,

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are you having a post-breakup

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"what am I doing with my life?"
freak-out?

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No, no! This isn't a freak-out keytar.

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Although my skills may freak you out.

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Yeah, that's a no.

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Come on, man. I always
wanted to learn to play,

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and now's the perfect time.

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How 'bout when I'm not here?

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Well, get used to it.

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The new Marty's taking
initiative, starting with my job.

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You know the Venus explorer
we're working on?

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No.

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Well, you know how Venus
has a toxic atmosphere?

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No.

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Okay. You know how you can use a balloon

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to collect samples
above Venus's surface?

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Okay, Marty, uh, what was it
about my last two answers

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that made you think I would know that?

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Anyway, I've been waiting
for the perfect time

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to pitch this idea at JPL.

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And then going through
this breakup with Necie

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has given me a lot of time to think.

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And I realized

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now's the time to take chances.

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- And guess what else.
- What?

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I learned the beginning of
the <i>Quantum Leap</i> theme song.

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- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

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- Hold on. Check it out.
- No.

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Marty,

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- you don't need to...
- W-Wait.

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- I-I don't...
- No, look.

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No, hold on.

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Wait. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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No.

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Damn it. I lost it.

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I just got the results of
Grover's career aptitude test.

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- Oh.
- They are not good.

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Uh-oh. Hold on. Let me see.

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"Independent. Self-starter.
Focused and methodical."

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This doesn't sound so bad.

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Look at the career they say
he's best suited for.

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Lighthouse keeper.

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Okay.

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You know, on the plus side,

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we can stop investing
in his college fund.

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- What's that?
- Oh.

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Your career aptitude test came back.

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Ooh! Come on, NBA.

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I'm not against playing
overseas, but, you know,

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it wouldn't be my first choice.

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Some great players got
their start in Greece,

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so let's keep an open mind.

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Dave!

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The-the test said
some really good things. Yeah.

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It says that you're an
independent self-starter.

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That sounds like me. Pretty good test.

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Huh.

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Looks like the fog's rolling in.

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- He's right!
- Oh!

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Okay, so the inner balloon
would be rigid

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and filled with pressurized helium

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that we could release as needed
into the outer balloon,

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controlling the buoyancy
without thrusters.

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So, as the balloon rises,

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so does our understanding
of Venus's atmosphere.

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Wow. Ooh.

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Wow!

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That is some great
outside-the-box thinking.

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I'm very impressed.

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And so many balloon puns.

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Yes, thank you.

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I wanted to make sure
my presentation really...

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popped.

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Oh! Another! Good, good stuff.

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I love seeing that passion.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, they moved up the
deadline for our progress report,

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so we just got to...

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Can-can we back up a sec? It
seems like you're just moving on.

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From what?

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From my brilliantly researched idea.

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- Right! No, it was great work.
- Mm-hmm.

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Um, so innovative. Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, uh, we need to
get all the data in to me

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- as soon as possible.
- Okay.

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All right. Uh, okay, I-I
see what you're doing here.

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You're blowing me off.

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After I went through
the trouble of composing

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an original keytar score
for my presentation.

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Marty, I love your idea, and I...

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I <i>loved</i> that score.

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It was haunting.

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Okay? You are...
You're-you're a rock star.

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But you're not gonna do
anything with it.

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N-Not at this juncture, no.

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O-Okay.

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Look around you, Pat.

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This room is filled

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with some of the greatest
minds in the world,

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and we're not gonna keep
bringing you innovative ideas

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if we think it's pointless.

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Fortune favors the bold.

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And <i>we</i> are bold.

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And we cannot... nay,

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nay...

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We will not be taking this anymore.

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Who's with me?!

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So are you saying we'd, like, quit?

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No, no, no, no.
Not-not-not quit, per se,

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but we won't be working.

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Uh...

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You-you can't stop working.

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I know. Okay.

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Okay, we <i>will</i> be working, but...

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we just... We just won't be taking this.

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I'm kind of losing the
sense of what "this" is.

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Hi. I'm Ingrid Katay. I'll be
representing Thaxton Capital,

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the owners of the Pit Stop.

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It's so nice to meet
you. I'm Dave John...

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Uh, Dave, what are you doing?

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That's the enemy.

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Calvin, this is a mediation.

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The whole point is there are no enemies.

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And you must be Mr. Butler.

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How are you today, sir?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

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Good afternoon!

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I'm Judge Fred Lampin, retired,

260
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and I'll be presiding
over this mediation.

261
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It's nice to meet you, Your
Honor. I'm Dave Johnson.

262
00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:55,918
This is Calvin Butler.

263
00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:57,620
Good afternoon, Your Honor.

264
00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,956
And I must say, you look
very judgmental today.

265
00:11:02,171 --> 00:11:05,174
You know, I watch all the judge shows,

266
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,629
and, I got to say,

267
00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:08,797
I can't believe you don't have one.

268
00:11:08,897 --> 00:11:12,668
Those shows make a mockery
of the judicial system.

269
00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:17,773
That's why I tell my wife
to turn them shows off.

270
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,286
Hey, Emelia.

271
00:11:23,311 --> 00:11:25,681
Thanks for getting the gang
together. It was a rough day.

272
00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:28,216
No. Come sit next to me.

273
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:29,718
Oh. Ah...

274
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:31,954
You don't want to sit
next to Derek. I get it.

275
00:11:32,054 --> 00:11:33,555
I get it.

276
00:11:33,556 --> 00:11:34,757
I don't know about you,

277
00:11:34,857 --> 00:11:36,558
- but I really needed a drink.
- Mmm.

278
00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,628
I applied the Tsiolkovsky
equation so many times today,

279
00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:41,179
my cortex was about to melt.

280
00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:44,307
Yeah, I've been there.

281
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,869
Listen, I was really taken

282
00:11:46,969 --> 00:11:48,236
with what you said earlier.

283
00:11:48,336 --> 00:11:50,172
Thank you. Thank you.

284
00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:52,424
You know, I put so much thought
into that presentation.

285
00:11:52,449 --> 00:11:54,351
The thing that I find most
interesting about Venus is...

286
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,144
I don't care about Venus.

287
00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:58,614
That's just an insane thing to say.

288
00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:02,566
The way you spoke to Pat,

289
00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,822
it was so... bold.

290
00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:07,048
Hmm.

291
00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:11,126
I've never seen anyone
at work be so passionate.

292
00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:13,596
They're all just really
uncomfortable and awkward.

293
00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,900
I can't even remember the last time

294
00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:20,894
I made eye contact with someone at work.

295
00:12:24,907 --> 00:12:26,742
Ain't nobody else coming.

296
00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,325
You inspired me, Marty.

297
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To be bold, to take chances.

298
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,418
And now we're here.

299
00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:37,686
Yeah.

300
00:12:37,786 --> 00:12:39,694
Do you want to take a chance, too?

301
00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:40,853
Well, I...

302
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,860
Oh, all right. Whoa, whoa.

303
00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:46,111
That's not a good idea.

304
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,553
That's not what your lips said.

305
00:12:47,578 --> 00:12:50,198
My lips weren't saying anything
because your teeth were on them.

306
00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:55,470
Your Honor, you've read the contract.

307
00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:56,996
It is right there in black and white.

308
00:12:57,239 --> 00:13:00,642
Clearly, the large sum
of money we paid Mr. Butler

309
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,553
has given him plenty of free time,

310
00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,822
which he's now using to waste ours.

311
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,114
You see?

312
00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:08,676
I told you not to be friendly with her.

313
00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,720
It's frivolous.

314
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,421
- You're frivolous.
- Okay.

315
00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:15,924
I-I think we need

316
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:17,793
to lower the temperature here.

317
00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:20,028
Your Honor, with all due respect,

318
00:13:20,128 --> 00:13:23,431
the sum my client was
paid is not the issue here.

319
00:13:23,531 --> 00:13:26,735
He feels like they are
using his image in bad faith.

320
00:13:26,835 --> 00:13:28,403
Okay, if I may

321
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:32,174
draw Your Honor's attention
to page 18 of the agreement.

322
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Mr. Butler relinquished

323
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,718
all rights to the name and likeness

324
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associated with Calvin's Pitstop.

325
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:47,130
Is this your signature, Mr. Butler?

326
00:13:47,155 --> 00:13:49,391
Yes, it is, Your Honor,

327
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,651
but you have to understand,

328
00:13:50,676 --> 00:13:54,079
it was next to a very
large check at the time.

329
00:13:55,597 --> 00:13:59,234
So your legal argument
is you got distracted?

330
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:02,570
More like seduced, Your Honor.

331
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,809
Calvin, please, I'm
the professional here.

332
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:07,840
Let me do my job.

333
00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:08,927
But you're not doing anything.

334
00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:10,153
Well, you're not letting me talk.

335
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,314
Your Honor, what are we doing here?

336
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,474
Judge, can I see you in chambers?

337
00:14:16,453 --> 00:14:19,656
I don't have chambers.
We're in an office building.

338
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:21,616
There's a dentist across the hall.

339
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,833
Okay, Your Honor,

340
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:28,530
then I'll say this in
front of this rude lady.

341
00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:33,201
This caricature of me is defamatory.

342
00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,603
It looks nothing like me.

343
00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,673
- I agree.
- Thank you.

344
00:14:40,891 --> 00:14:42,392
And if it looks nothing like him,

345
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,852
by definition, it can't be defamatory.

346
00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:46,111
Wait... Wait...

347
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,671
Wait a minute. That's not what I meant.

348
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,352
I'm inclined to agree.

349
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,561
And combined with
the wording in the contract,

350
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,989
it's an easy decision
to allow the current owners

351
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,817
of Calvin's Pitstop to
continue use of the name

352
00:14:56,992 --> 00:14:58,193
and image.

353
00:14:58,293 --> 00:14:59,527
I think we're done here.

354
00:14:59,552 --> 00:15:01,897
Wait... No, I appeal!

355
00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:04,066
I'm taking this to the top.

356
00:15:04,091 --> 00:15:06,880
You mean the Planet Fitness
on the third floor?

357
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:12,588
- I don't like her.
- I know.

358
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,951
You know, sometimes I wonder
what I'm even still doing at JPL.

359
00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:18,771
Nobody cared about my idea.

360
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:19,931
Except Emelia.

361
00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:21,757
But then, that gave her other ideas.

362
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,924
You know what would drive her away?

363
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:27,286
- Hmm?
- Bust out your keytar.

364
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,138
Man, Prince played keytar.

365
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,832
- Did he turn women off?
- You are not Prince.

366
00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:34,125
Please, please, please! Finish the test.

367
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,388
Gemma, is it really necessary
that everyone take this test?

368
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,216
Uh, yes, because you took it,

369
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,435
and it said that you should have
a career in music and teaching.

370
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,695
It nailed you.

371
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,921
So I'm going to keep
making people take it

372
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,581
until I can prove that it's stupid.

373
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,282
And I'm done.

374
00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:51,047
Okay, come on, be wrong,
be wrong, be wrong, be wrong.

375
00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:52,271
Aerospace engineer.

376
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:53,497
Damn it!

377
00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:56,364
I mean, technically, my degree is in...

378
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,824
Oh, spare me, Marty. Malcolm?

379
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,694
Huh? Uh, well, I got, uh...

380
00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:02,302
...mushroom farmer.

381
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:04,329
- You did?
- Yeah.

382
00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:05,896
No, you didn't.

383
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,589
No, uh...

384
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,937
Yeah, you're right.
I got sports management.

385
00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:12,130
Oh, crap.

386
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,248
Gemma, you can't take this so seriously.

387
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,146
Worst case scenario,
Grover's a lighthouse keeper.

388
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,273
That's a terrible scenario.

389
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:21,806
He'd be alone in a tower

390
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,483
flipping a light switch.

391
00:16:25,624 --> 00:16:27,793
Well, what happened
to all that stuff about

392
00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,553
letting kids be
whatever they want to be?

393
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:31,547
Oh, please, that's for
other people's kids.

394
00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:38,747
I-I don't want to be here.

395
00:16:38,772 --> 00:16:40,140
Calvin, come on.

396
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,561
You wouldn't let me mediate,
so at least let me help you

397
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,830
work through your feelings.

398
00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:48,730
Now, this is called
exposure therapy, so...

399
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:51,133
let's expose ourselves.

400
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:53,401
Say what?

401
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:57,038
Calvin, what is it about this
place that's so upsetting?

402
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,740
Everything.

403
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,009
All right, can you be
a little more specific?

404
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,160
I used to walk into this room,

405
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,395
and I was the most
important person here.

406
00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:09,565
Everybody needed me. Now look at me.

407
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:16,372
Welcome to Calvin's.
Can I offer you an IPA?

408
00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:21,578
Calvin, they are not mocking you.

409
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:24,581
They're celebrating you.

410
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,150
This place is called Calvin's because

411
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:31,253
it is a name that the
community trusts and loves.

412
00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:33,723
And now you'll be remembered.

413
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:37,827
I mean, maybe not in the way
that you would have chosen,

414
00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:40,596
but isn't it amazing just
to be remembered at all?

415
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:42,599
I'm not dead, Dave.

416
00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,501
That's it. I'm leaving.

417
00:17:45,602 --> 00:17:47,203
Okay, no, wait, just...

418
00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:50,673
As a therapist, I've never said
this to a client before, but...

419
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,175
I think you should have a beer.

420
00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:01,951
Hey, buddy. What are you watching?

421
00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:03,094
<i>SpongeBob.</i>

422
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,721
Of course.

423
00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:08,437
Can we talk for a sec?

424
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,697
Yeah, sure.

425
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:12,294
I don't want you to ever feel like

426
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,996
I'm going to be disappointed

427
00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:15,632
if you follow your own path in life.

428
00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,784
No matter what you become,
when you grow up,

429
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:21,112
the only thing that matters
is that you're happy.

430
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:23,039
Is this about that career test?

431
00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:24,774
Yeah.

432
00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:27,409
And even if you end up doing something

433
00:18:27,509 --> 00:18:30,713
from the olden days
that you didn't even know

434
00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:31,948
was, like, still a thing,

435
00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:34,150
uh...

436
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,219
Your dad and I will support you.

437
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,853
Mom, I have to confess something.

438
00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:43,159
I just filled in random
answers on that test.

439
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:45,194
You did? Why?

440
00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:47,496
Well, you made us take a test

441
00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:50,667
at lunch. It was cutting
into my kickball time.

442
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:54,470
Oh, thank God you're
not a lighthouse keeper.

443
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,208
No, Mom, I told you,

444
00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:01,410
I'm going to the NBA.

445
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,847
Ooh, nothing but net.

446
00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:10,720
Oh, I love that sweet, delusional child.

447
00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,826
See, this place isn't so bad, right?

448
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,127
Yeah, it's okay.

449
00:19:18,227 --> 00:19:20,096
And I guess a beer is a beer,

450
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:22,932
no matter how stupid the name is.

451
00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:24,887
Here you go, Calvin.

452
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:26,481
Two Sticky Piston pilsners.

453
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,571
On the house.

454
00:19:30,348 --> 00:19:31,683
Why?

455
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,710
Come on, man. You're a legend.

456
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:37,304
You used to fix my dad's car. '78 Jag?

457
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,769
Oh, yeah.

458
00:19:40,276 --> 00:19:42,579
Cheetah seat covers,
with a million miles on it.

459
00:19:42,604 --> 00:19:43,773
You got it.

460
00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,800
I made a grip off his dad.

461
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:50,259
Still runs great. You hungry?

462
00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:51,731
How about a Calvin's Favorite?

463
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:53,024
Okay, you know what?

464
00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:55,006
Here's the thing
about the Calvin's Favorite.

465
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:56,733
It's not Calvin's favorite.

466
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,443
If you're going to make
a dish with my name on it,

467
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,871
it should be something I'd actually eat.

468
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,605
Like a gas station hot dog.

469
00:20:03,706 --> 00:20:05,775
Ah.

470
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,109
Let me talk to the chef.

471
00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:08,419
Maybe he could put a spin on it.

472
00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:10,679
Okay, that's what I'm talking about.

473
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:14,059
You know, Dave's Faves
would be scallops, but...

474
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:16,086
Nobody's talking about Dave's Fave.

475
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,455
Uh, Calvin?

476
00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:20,823
Yeah?

477
00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:23,159
We just want to say we love your place.

478
00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:24,994
Well, you know,

479
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:28,649
it's not my place, per se, but, uh...

480
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:32,802
You know, it wouldn't
be here if it weren't for me,

481
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,738
so, I guess you can argue it's mine.

482
00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:40,076
Hey, everybody,
a toast to the original Calvin.

483
00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:44,513
I think my work here is done.

484
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:46,916
Uh, can I get a selfie?

485
00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:48,450
Sure.

486
00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:49,668
You know...

487
00:20:49,693 --> 00:20:53,489
...I don't normally do this,
but, uh, hey, everybody,

488
00:20:53,589 --> 00:20:55,892
get out your phones.

489
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:05,134
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